Everyone says opera needs a “makeover” in order to become relevant to the 21st century audience. (Well not everyone, just those who want butts in seats.) While sitting with my colleagues during the intermission of the dress rehearsal of my current production “Ariadne auf Naxos,” we got to thinking about how we would make opera more contemporary (but with full tongue-in-cheek.) So we decided that if we were to recast opera with figures from the world of popular music, people would sit up and listen (while others would die immediately on the spot!)
So here is the cast list for a 2013 “Ariadne auf Naxos”:
Ariadne-this role requires a big voice, a diva presence and someone capable of great phrasing. The natural choice is someone with a real voice and great style like Jennifer Hudson who certainly knows about tragedy and has the acting chops to carry an opera.
Zerbinetta-this role is filled with vocal fireworks and requires an extended range. Years ago, Mariah Carey with her fabulous whistle tone would have been the obvious choice, but she is no longer the “coquette” and the crown of vocal gymnastics queen seems to belong to Christina Aguilera.
The Composer-This was a tough one as it requires a fiery personality, a strong voice and an ability to look good in a pants suit. For some reason, Nicki Minaj seemed a good option although I’m sure once I publish this I’ll think of someone more appropriate.
The Three Nymphs-Who else could reinterpret the three nymphs while still retaining their own individuality? Why Destiny’s Child of course.
The Dance Master-With his ability to be lithe, light on his feet and filled with an innate sense of rhythm, Justin Timberlake would be ideal for this fantastic supporting role.
Harlekin-Has to be young, handsome, but still able to be the comedian. He also has a wonderful tune to sing and yet has to be able to sing in a group. Adam Levine fits the bill. Former Mr. Jessica Simpson and 98 Degrees alumni, Nick Lachey would be his cover.
Scaramuccio, Truffaldin and Brighella-Tight harmonies and complex dance moves means we could choose between the more experienced Boys II Men or just take 3 of the 5 One Direction members and teach them how to really sing well.
The Music Teacher-He needs to be someone who can “school” the young ones on how to do things and has the respect of everyone in the business. The Artist Formerly Known as…now known as Prince is perfect!
Bacchus-Last but not least, the role of Bacchus requires a great stage carriage, a voice filled with raw emotion and grandeur to spare. The only possible singer: Aretha Franklin. After her “Nessum Dorma” it’s clear she loves opera and knows the tenor rep.
Have another opera you’d like to see recast? Let me know.
Peace,
Eric
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Update on the Composer. It was decided by my colleagues that Lady Gaga would be the ideal Komponist!
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